I like ham.
Everything you need is in the crotch! ;) If you know what I mean! I'll do you a fan sign if you want one. Just message me what you want on it, and I'll do it.


Anyone wanna ask me a question?

please?

mystupidexcuse asked: the last one x

I was in year 6 and I had a boyfriend called nick, we went out on a “date” in a park close to his house. We sat down on a bench and there was am awkward silence, and he did that weird yawn and stretch move. I guess it just kinda came automatically then. We then got up and bought some jawbreakers. That’s the story ;P

Anonymous asked: 1 & 4

1.I don’t really “like” anyone, but if I did, I’d like him cause you can talk to him about anything.
4. It’s my holiday this week, so pretty much everything is great, but the greatest was by far the picnic I had with two friends of mine. That was a blast.

Ask me these please?

thepinkneonbra:

welcometowonderland:

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

ask me!

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karizmatik:

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